Morky
Morky is the long time owner of the McMorky's fast food chain. He is actually one of the smarter characters in the show, and has a great amount of wisdom that he tries to pass on to those around him. He found out, however, that those around him don't really care for wisdom. Morky is a hardworking individual in a world full of lazy assholes and whores. He is single, and lives at home with his dying grandmother using all his money to pay off her medical bills just to keep her alive another day longer. He has never told anyone about his grandma, so don't spread the word.